I wouldn't want to see what was in the drinking fountain if . . . .

they hadn't posted this sign.

Posted at the Montrose County (Colorado) Courthouse. Really. It's still the wild, wild west out here. But then again Montrose has a lovely tea and bagel shop.

I'm Trying NOT To Imagine

This sign was posted in the hospital room restroom. What sort of incident must have happened to get the lawyers to tell the hospital to post a weight limit for the toilet?

Where in the World Was Denise?

I had to fly out to visit someone recently. This tag was hanging on the rear view mirror of my rental car. Where do you think I could possibly have been that anyone would need to tell customers not to bump open a gate with the car?